They say that money can’t buy taste but some just can’t resist splashing the cash in the hope that certain prestige items will give them an aura of class.
Now, Laura Windsor, known as the Queen of Etiquette, has produced a definitive list of the expensive items that scream embarrassing and common.
For instance, an engagement ring is one of the biggest purchases many people will make in life, but paying a vast sum for a glittering diamond the size of a golf ball is not the investment you might think.
Instead of suggesting wealth and taste, it in fact does the opposite, Laura told the Daily Mail.
So, forget Georgina Rodriguez-inspired rings and choose more understated jewellery or channel the Princess of Wales and add an eternity band or two to a ring stack for an added air of luxury without the loud announcement.
Here, Laura – who advised Netflix on Regency-era social graces for Bridgerton -shares her list of items not to waste your money on.
Etiquette expert Laura Windsor has said that huge engagement rings like Cristiano Ronaldo’s fianceé Georgina Rodriguez (pictured) are no longer luxurious but look cheap and tacky
FASHION
Laura says there’s nothing more common than opting for designer gear that’s ‘all logo, no personality and prioritises brand visibility in CAPITAL LETTERS’.
In particular, she advises against Burberry trench coats and branded wellies.
While the latter was once the go-to footwear for celebrities at Glastonbury, now everyone has invested in a pair, they’re no longer worth the price tag.
Indeed, she advises against buying too many new pieces for your wardrobe and says you should stick to timeless fashion.
However, if you can’t resist the urge to splash out, make sure to avoid tight-fitting clothing, which looks ‘try hard’ even if it’s cost you a month’s wages.
Accessories are also important to consider. Flash watches such as Rolexes are too on the nose and the same goes for chunky gold necklaces which look ‘more like a bling version of a ball and chain’.
HOME & GARDEN
If you’re considering treating yourself to a high-end candle, think again.
Rather than signalling luxury, it shows an embarrassing desire to seem luxurious and the same goes for pricey hand soaps.
And beware how you decorate your garden too.
Laura advises against installing a pergola, which will just make you look ‘pretentious’.
‘We do not live in the Mediterranean and it’s not hot enough in this country and not part of our culture,’ she says.
PETS
Buying exotic pets for status is a no-no, as it splashing out on luxury couture for your furry friend – such as diamond dog collars and branded puppy puffer coats.
Laura says it’s a waste of money – as is buying a pram for your beloved fur baby (needless to say, do not call them that).
There’s nothing more cringe-worthy than carrying your dog in your handbag. And forget pushchairs, slings or backpacks – your pet should be on a lead.
‘The whole idea of having a pet is to make sure he gets some exercise when out and about,’ Laura says.
CHILDREN
The same can be said for children too. Laura advises against splashing the cash on branded or personalised baby clothes, noting they’ll outgrow them in no time.
And turning your lovely lawn and well-kept borders into a mini zoo for your child’s birthday party is also a no-no.
Don’t shell-out for an all-singing, all-dancing celebration for your five-year-old who will not remember it in the years to come. It’s the behaviour of a WAG wannabe, and that’s never a good look.
DINING OUT
Finally, the etiquette queen says don’t bother booking a table at any restaurant offering a tasting menu.
She says: ‘It’s too long a process with too many servings and portions too tiny to actually savour’.
Other foods that also signal naff over nice are açai bowls.
‘How can a bowl of fruit, nuts and granola cost a fortune?’ she asks.
So, put down the spoon and back away – and while you’re at it, stop calling avocado ‘avo’.
